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Not your average morning.

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Encabroná' Pirate T-shirt
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Deja Pa’ Mañana Kraken T-shirt
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Emputa' Mermaid T-shirt
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Emputa' Mermaid T-shirt
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Tropidark Coqui T-shirt
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bikini top, sport bra, Women's Fashion, Vibrant, Unique, Trendy, Swimwear, Summer Style, Poolside, Playful, Fashionable, Chic, Bikini Top, Beachwear
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Speed Check Swim & Bikini Top
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Nordic Men's Swim Trunks
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Fungi Camouflage Men's Swim Trunks
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Navy Psychedelic Men's Swim Trunks
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Red Myth Long-Sleeve Crop Top
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Red Myth White String Bikini Bottom
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Red Myth High-Waisted White Bikini Bottom II
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Red Myth Black String Bikini Bottom
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Red Myth High-Waisted Black Bikini Bottom II
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Red Myth High-Waisted Black Bikini Bottom
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Heartfelt Skulls High-Waisted Black Bikini Bottom
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Fungi Flare High-Waisted Burgundy Bikini Bottom
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White- Japanese Octopus Tshirt, Japanese Calligraphy T Shirt, Gyotaku, Traditional Art, Japan Anime, Manga, Gold Print, Yoga, Martial Arts, Samurai, Mens Womens Printed Tee, Gift for him, Gift for dad, Japanese art, Japanese Culture apparel, Japanese Graphic Tee

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Siamese Cat Geisha, Japanese Kawaii Tee, Ninja Cat T-Shirt, Samurai Cat Tatoo, Samurai Cat Shirt, Ninja Samurai Kitten, Cat Lover T-Shirt, gift for cat lover, cat mom shirt, cat dad shirt, Kawaii Samurai cat, Traditional art, Japanese Art shirt, Samurai Cat

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Mugs Collection

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Cat Geisha Enamel Mug
$25.00
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Cat Samurai Ninja Enamel Mug
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Denim Cooking Samurai Enamel Mug
$25.00
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Geisha Cat Enamel Mug
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Serious Cooking Samurai Enamel Mug
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Cute Cooking Samurai Enamel Mug
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Cooking Samurai Enamel Mug
$25.00
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Geisha Cat Enamel Mug II
$25.00
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Geisha Cat Enamel Mug
$25.00
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PAWS Enamel Mug III
$25.00
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PAWS Enamel Mug II
$25.00
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PAWS Enamel Mug
$25.00
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Samurai Cat Enamel Mug
$25.00
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Warrior Flow – Enamel Mug
$25.00
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Enamel Mug – Japanese Wolf Edition II
$25.00
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Sip With Demons – Oni Enamel Mug
$25.00
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Built Different – Warrior Enamel Mug
$25.00
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Midnight Warrior – Samurai Enamel Mug
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Chaos in a Cup – Kraken Enamel Mug
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Dragon Vibes Only – Enamel Mug
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Oversized Button Shirts Collection

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Rebel Romance Oversized Button Shirt
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T-Rex-sistible Oversized Button Shirt
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Nordic Oversized Button Shirt
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Camouflage Fungi Oversized Button Shirt
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Navy Melting Oversized Button Shirt
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I’m Velisse Luna

— designer, metalhead, beach soul, and proud cat mom. I created this brand for the misfits — the introverts, the dark, the weird, the ones who never quite fit in (including me). My designs are a mix of rebellion, art, and authenticity — made for those who’d rather stand out than blend in. Welcome to the tribe ;)